Guest pac4hire Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 1. You must have verifiable military service, or immediate family to military service members 2. No embellishments, or you will be busted out! 3. Only post on military relevant topics. 4. First post in the Roll Call thread to introduce yourself..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcdavis Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 good idea sean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themadmedic Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Right on! :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iafiremedic Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Verifiable service? You want a copy of my DD214? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contrarian Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Maybe... If ya start with the posing $hit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contrarian Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 THIS IS NOT... The official home or domain of the US military Physician Assistants!!!!!!! EVERYONE IS WELCOME HERE!!!!!! This place just happens to be a virtual rally point/"Spider/Watering Hole" for PAs that happen to be serving or those who have served!;) We don't care what squad you were in or what part of the team you were on... (but we do like good stories... so please feel free to share with us) We do care that... YOU WERE AN ACTIVE PARTICIPANT AND CONTRIBUTED TO THE SUCESS OF THAT TEAM...!!!! We do care that... YOU WERE AN ACTIVE PARTICIPANT AND CONTRIBUTED TO THE SUCESS OF SOMETHING BIGGER THAN YOU...!!!! We do care that... YOU WERE AN ACTIVE PARTICIPANT AND CONTRIBUTED TO THE SUCESS OF YOUR NATION...!!!! We do care that... YOU WERE AN ACTIVE PARTICIPANT AND CONTRIBUTED TO THE SUCESS... WITH SWEAT, BLOOD, AND TEARS...!!!! THEREFORE... "POSERS" ARE SUBJECT TO CENSORSHIP HERE THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE...!!! "Never declare war on an abstract noun." -unknown 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOP Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Can someone who is not a PA yet, but meets the rest of the criteria post here? Even us snuggly little teddy bears that can be bought at the BX? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contrarian Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Only if you know the secret handshake... and got your decoder ring... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themadmedic Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Well, since he will likely have trouble remembering the secret handshake,will send him a step by step illustrated copy...and heck-I just happen to have an extra decoder ring... :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kjmaryeski Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 I checked with CIF this morning and the ring is on back order, and the BN schools NCO said I need to go to Ft Sam Houston for a 40 hour course to learn the secret hand shake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themadmedic Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Go for it! ANY reason to go to Sam is a good one-is it not? :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croooz Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 I checked with CIF this morning and the ring is on back order, and the BN schools NCO said I need to go to Ft Sam Houston for a 40 hour course to learn the secret hand shake. 40 hours!!! Is that all!!! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOP Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Just teach me the handshake. I already know the secret message: "BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcdavis Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 all marines should know that the best shake is the last one (keeps the spots offa the pants) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contrarian Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Anything Greater than Three shakes constitutes Hedonism... Stay Away from Sam unless you are single or Blind...!!!!!;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redogldr Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I just want to take a minute to praise the Zulu62 for his positive input throughout this thread. Your advice has been taken and some of us are ready for more. I will soon start a new thread called "what to expect as a new battalion PA" Hope it works! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zulu62 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Thanks, but praise will only encourage more ranting :D As soon as you get to where you are going, especially in garrison, check out the continuity book. In garrison is where the chickens**t gets really deep and the admin land mines can kill you. The book I was given had good info and was quite entertaining with some off color advice (the truth, but not p.c.) I just want to take a minute to praise the Zulu62 for his positive input throughout this thread. Your advice has been taken and some of us are ready for more. I will soon start a new thread called "what to expect as a new battalion PA" Hope it works! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themadmedic Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 Sometimes for that reason, Z it is best to have 2 seperate continuity books running... :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zulu62 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 I got detailed to a unit outside of my BDE once. I thought the deal was just a caretaker thing with the TMC until the regular guy got back from leave. I didn't bother to look at the training schedule. Got blindsided by a ton of injuries from some jacked up training exercise that went sour. Commander ate my gluteus at the position of attention for a good 10 minutes. Lesson Learned, where ever you go, look at the freaken training schedule or any other op plan as soon as you get there, just like everything else in the damned army, you're going to get served up and held responsible for a screw up, even if you didn't know anything about it :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contrarian Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Enjoy...:D ******************http://gprime.net/flash.php/postingandyou*********************** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAdamsPAC Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 (edited) Being a 91C in my days & 68W in today's Army is like being a child of divorced parents. Mom (Medical units) fought dad (Infantry units) for custody and won because our MOS is 68W... Mom makes us do lame stuff & chores (wear hospital whites, staff duty, paperwork, charting, restocking, painting stuff maroon & white etc.) and runs us into the ground with her lame ass vegetarian/vegan, gluten-free, everybody wins bullshit. Dad gets to spend time with us on the weekends (field exercises, unit training, and pt two times a week). We love dad because he teaches and lets us man do shit (dip or chew, recon, maneuver, shooting techniques, peeing outside, etc) but mom gets jealous of how much more we love dad. Mom says "dad is a bad influence" because he "likes drinking, playing beer pong, and walking around with his weapon on fire." She says living with her is better for us because it instills "esprit de corps" and love for the AMEDD so she whoops our asses for talking dirty or smoking joe. Dad treats us like men and feeds us steak. Mom is a loose feminist and loves her other kids (68D, 68Qs, and whatever other weak assed MOSs she has) more than us and we really don't give a shit. We just want dad back. Facts Edited March 31, 2018 by CAdamsPAC grammar and content. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmawilliam11 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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